across and down braids

split into 4 sections across the head

french braid across the front and then continue the braid down about 6 inches have your guinea pig hold the braid

french braid across the second section in the opposite direction and down a few inches
guinea pig, hold this,  please

third section same as the first but when you get to the edge, join the braid from the first and braid to the end.

and fourth section same as the third in the opposite direction.

now, go confuse the world!