Friday, August 31, 2012

thankful thursday, down the drain.

today's thankful thursday is kind of a twofer.   yesterday we went to france, (sounds classy but it is only a few hour drive).   as happens on long drives, you have to pull over at some point . . ya know?   mother nature can call louder than anything and everything else.   

so, we pull over, stretch the legs with a little walk to the little girls room.   i dislike rest areas but love them at the same time.    i always have a little nervousness when approaching public restrooms.   rest areas generally have more character than any other pubic bathroom though.   i've seen some freaky ones in my life.   and i've seen a few that made my brain and bladder have a meeting as to how urgent the need was and what other options there were.   this . . .i was not expecting.   we are calling a meeting!
hmmmm. . .
not totally disgusting as rest areas go . . .
no tp but i have my own . . . 
not smelly . . .
there is the fact that, ya know, THERE IS NO TOILET! . . 
it's a hole in the floor . . .
it has a hand rail so you can hold yourself up, ok, so that's a point against the bushes. . .
there are raised places for your feet to stay up out of the way, think i'll keep mine on the floor though. . . 
flushes every time you open the door . .. .
i don't think i should have to squat in a bathroom . . .
i don't want to sit where someone else has sat . . .
i need to go . . .
bladder wins!
and that brings us to thankful thursday.
today i am grateful for toilets.   when need arises i am grateful for bushes, which i will generally choose over port-a-potties depending on how long they have "been in use".   i was grateful for the potty-with-no-seat-so-you-had-to-hover-but-i-would-have-hovered-or-covered-with-tp-anyway toilet we encountered later the same day as the above non-toilet.   we actually encountered 2 places with the non-toilet version.     that night the bush version was necessary.   for my little blond curls, the mommy potty is always handy instead of a bush, (you know the mom-holds-ya-up version).   the back of the car or between the open car doors version.   

in the other direction, i 've seen toilets with seat warmers, radios, and remote controls.    yeah, if you spend a few grand on a potty, you need to research some better uses of finances.

there is a mc donald's here with a toilet that washes the seat after you flush.   i'll post the video i took of it if i can find it again.   very cool.

there is a long fascinating and disgusting history of toilets and such related activities.   before toilets, there was no one place.   gah!   i mean, come on.   even some animals will pick a place and not use other places.    then men got actual pots to use and their friends would all stand around them talking while they went to hide them and the sounds a bit.   women didn't get to use them, they got to hold it.   although there is a recorded instance of a duchess or lady or some fancy thing who couldn't hold it and used the pot.   someone walked in on her and caught her doing so and hence the term "caught on the pot".   true story.   

there is actually a compost toilet that doesn't use water at all.   it separates the liquid and solid.   the solid dries and composts into a fluffy humus you can put around plants to keep moisture in and weeds down.   the wet is broken down so you can use it on plants.    what you can do with it is regulated depending on where you live, but rules aside, that's how everything breaks down.   that's kind of cool!

toilets were invented before 1800 but still haven't caught on in some places in the world.    there was a toilet in a chinese king's tomb that possibly dates back as far as 206b.c.   history of toilets has lots of useless info on what happened when.   i think everyone knows that even today there are some parts of the world where you use one hand for one things and the other for other things.    
weird huh?   

that actually brings up something else i'm grateful for.  i have to tell the story of how this came up first though.   one sunday in church, the teacher went around the classroom asking everyone what they were grateful for.   everyone said something like family, home, yada, yada.   all great things.  these things weren't good enough for him.   the teacher points to my husband and he says, "hot dogs, i'm grateful for hot dogs . . and toilet paper.   i'm even more grateful for toilet paper."  yep, i'm also grateful for toilet paper.   think about it for a second . . yep, your grateful for it now too.   i'll even give you another reason to be grateful for tp, and the associated rolls.   you can pinterest or google and find a million crafts for tp rolls, so go do that.   but, the next time your sitting . . .and waiting . . .check to make sure there is another extra roll available.   great1   now grab your 2 rolls of tp . . . hold them up to your eyes and look though the tubes.   now you might want to scout for pirates or monkeys, or something mundane like that for a while. .  but when your ready, move the rolls in different directions and flick your tongue in and out!    yeah . . .that's right, your a chameleon!   their eyes are on either side of their head and move independently of each other.   it actually makes my head spin a little, good thing your sitting down, right?   just make sure to lock the door, cuz your not really a chameleon and when the kids/animals/spouse come looking for you, you can not actually disappear into the background so they will ask you what you are doing and you will have to confess that you are a chameleon.   your only recourse at that point is to hand them a couple rolls and tell them to pretend they are too and send them out of the bathroom looking for food.   unless it's an animal in which case you can probably get away with throwing an empty or scrtitching their head.   (that might work on the children and spouses too come to think of it.)   hmmm .. . .anyway back to toilets.


while living in the camp site we used a very clean community bathroom.  during the winter there weren't many people, but every morning, everyone has the same idea at the same time.   at one point i told my husband that i just wanted to pee in peace.   then we move into our house and i got my favorite version of the toilet.   the home version is definitely the favorite above all others. . .
maybe the at-home-door-locked-kids-in-bed-no-chaos-breaking-loose version is the highly favored version that trumps all other versions ever.   it's extremely rare.   when your the mommy, there is no pee in peace.   which just leaves you with . . . e-a-c-e.   Evading Avidly Clamoring Entities.   wouldn't have it any other way.


update:
i just had to add this to my potty post.   
at a faschings parade this week, we saw something that just made all of us just cringe and laugh and just jaws drop.   this was at the head of the line for the potties . . . 
to be fair.   i saw a guy using a wall not far from here so this has to be better than that.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

bummin' in bruschal

we went to bruchsal the other day to get me signed up for classes. we walked around for a while just to enjoy the day and i, of course, had to take pictures.
this is the main church in bruchsal.   i always love the way it hits the sky.   there was actually a street market that day so i ducked behind some flowers to hide the stalls.
loving the colors of these flowers in one of the market stalls.
this is a performing artist there.   she stands like a statue and then moves when people come by.   she has a dog toy squeaker in her mouth so she inhales and exhales as she moves to make a variety of squeaks as she moves.   she squeaks thank you and good-bye too.   the kids enjoyed her and all wanted to leave her some coins.
this is a cool fountain in the town square.   there are matching pieces in the area.   the water feature has the man spitting water and two fountains.


this is a nearby bench.   i love the little pieces set into the sides.   the kids spent some time examining them to see what all there was.  it's like mini i spys.
i spy with my little eye. . .a rabbit
a wing nut . . .
a nose . . .
and a long coat.   see?   fun
this is another part in the little grouping.  this is one side view of the woman's face.
she is actually right side up but for some reason, my computer wants to load her sideways, no matter what i do.   who am i to argue with creative licence?
thisis the other side.   my blonde curls likes the baby on the side
this is the top of the posts where the pieces are.   this just looks like a spaceship hiding out to me.   it's actually a view from directly under the following shots.


this one wants to be sideways too.   no idea.
this is a cover for people to wait for the bus.
this one is actually down the road a bit.   i love the little reflections in the balls and the things on the sides that look like spoons to me.
ok, this was short but fun.   stay tuned for more fun and funky stuff.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

medieval fest!

recently we went to a medieval fest.   fests are one of the things i love about germany.   i really love the medieval fests because people come out all decked out in costumes and do a lot of traditional crafts, dances and street shows.   most are free to attend.   some have an entrance fee and are pretty expensive.   haven't been in one of those so i have no idea if it's worth it.

this is the second year we have gone to this one.   they have a great displays and shows.   last year they had a re-enactment of someone who was being arrested for something.   the yelling upset my blonde curls so i didn't see all of it.   i assume they do it every year, the same people were there this year and we've seen the same people at some of the other fests.   

this is just the outer wall of the main part of city.   it used to be the outer wall of the castle.
to get up into the main part of the city, you can go up these steps, which is just worth the cool walk on the steps.

step entrance.   93 steps
this talks about the dry stack wall.
this is a garden entrance for someone's back yard
the last building before the main entrance
cool old window
some of the costumed realism hangin' out with a serious set of dreads looking on.


some shops in the fest
a mason worker shop where kids can try their hand at some stone work

traditional worker making slate hearts.   the outfit is common with tradesmen even today.   it's something you have to earn the right to wear
blacksmith

less medieval but a common site for fests now.   3 spits flaming lots of steak at a time on a chain driven motor.   i love fest food!   (my hubby thinks i'm nuts for taking so many pictures.   so, of course i have to do it more)



just a cool thing by the side of the road

beautiful buildings
cool stands
marzipan figures

if your a quilter, this should inspire you
these are such cute metal work rocking yard art pieces

really beautiful artwork
alley stairs
big ol' weaving shuttle in a second hand store
army relics

have a coke

cute little worms
fest filled streets
stilt man making balloon animals and playing with the kids
make your own stick broom

handmade woven chair seats and backs
wonderful nature crafts

take a ride atop this wooden horse for 1€


back yard garden
just wonderful little things that speckle the streets of german towns





sun setting on the church tower

great homemade train to ride around the town
traditional liebküchen sold at most fests.   it's like a gingerbread cookie made int a necklace

looking up at the city at night